Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....