It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...