No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...