Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)