Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...