The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...