A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!