Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...