Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.