Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...