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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...