What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...