Half Drunk
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What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
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I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
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“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...