5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law