Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...