There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.