Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...