A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...