Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...