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There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
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Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
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Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!