Abbott calling Costello
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A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...