English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...