Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
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Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.