The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...