Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Rating your Christmas parties
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The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Do you realize what I am?
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Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...