Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...