My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...