A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...