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After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
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Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Man and E.T.
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Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Rob the supermarket
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