What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
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The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...