Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...