Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...