Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...