Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...