A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...