A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...