Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...