Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...