Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...