Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...