Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.