Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...