Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...