Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...