Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...