Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...