Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...