Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...