If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
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Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Purchasing furniture
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Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity