Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...